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Dear Hannah      I finally found my dream job!! I'm a stand up comedian at Comedy Central. That's right - they pay me to make fun of other people! I have my own little room with a vanity mirror, closet & bed, should I ever be too tired for the gruelling half hour drive home. They even gave me an assistant who carries out all my ridiculous diva like commands - last week, I sent him to fetch me a caged chav (you know - those badly dressed ruffians running around all over the place.) and he came back with 2 and a stick to poke them with. My boss made me set them free, but I don't mind because he's the coolest boss ever.     Oh, an